#AttackWatch – Millions of Conservative tweets blast the Obama Administration

Jenny Marie Hatch

This past week I participated in the public dissing of the Obama Administrations new Attack Watch Campaign.

One of the most fun things I did over the past few days was read hundreds of the hilarious tweets that came gushing onto that hash tag like so much water busting from the sky during a hurricane.

Here is my Tweet Stream which includes my Tweets and the FUNNIEST Retweets from the #AttackWatch hashtag conservative campaign. The only criteria used to pick these tweets was if I found myself LMAO as I read.

As for the administration? As I said in one of my own tweets, they just can’t resist the Orwellian instincts…

(some are a little salty, so be forewarned)…

Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

IRONIC TWEETS AND RETWEETS from #AttackWatchjennyhatch.com/2011/09/16/att…
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Mike

proUSAproGod Mike

 by JennyHatch

15,000 Day of Rage protesters yet not a single bottle of deodorant. #Takewallstreet #attackwatch
Debbie

FoxieNews Debbie

 by JennyHatch

So, Twitter lets #TakeWallStreet and #DayOfRage Trend, but not #AttackWatch? Things that make ya go Hmmmmm…. #tcot
Lower My Taxes

InGodIDoTrust Lower My Taxes

 by JennyHatch

Communist Day of Rage is a flop. No one showed up. #tcot #gop #foxnews #p2 #AttackWatch
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

SELF RECRIMINATION: Cheered own son at SOCCER GAME, ASHAMED OF Bourgeoisie Tendenciesen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeois… #AttackWatch PUNISH ME!!
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

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Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Soccer game at 10 am, LOVE watching my little guy tear it up on the field…
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Happy CONSTITUTION DAY all you #AttackWatch hash tag FREEDOM WARRIORS!
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Hitler Discovers #AttackWatch is a joke. Now that’s FUNNYyoutube.com/watch?v=XZPwDR…
Brandon Morse

CnservativePunk Brandon Morse

 by JennyHatch

Dear #attackwatch, this whole #dayofrage thing is directed against a system that our nation practices, led by @BarrackObama. Actions?
Debbie

FoxieNews Debbie

 by JennyHatch

I’ve seen many tweets saying “First Candidate who self reports to #attackwatch gets my vote!” Ding! We have a Winner!@THEHermanCain #tcot
Brandon Morse

CnservativePunk Brandon Morse

 by JennyHatch

Hey remember when Bill Ayers bombed that Police Station and all his friends thought it was cool? #dayofrage @barrackobama #attackwatch
Layne Packer

flyingpackman Layne Packer

 by JennyHatch

Dear #attackwatch, my children are difficult to get out of bed in the morning. Can I have some stim $ to hire an undocumented nanny?
Elvis Presley

resistwemucher Elvis Presley

 by JennyHatch

#attackwatch ; I just saw a fat kid eat a French fry. Racist.
56forfreedom

56forfreedom 56forfreedom

 by JennyHatch

RT @fuzislippers: Dear #attackwatch Alinsky called, he wants his Rules back #laughingstock #FAIL #tcot #teaparty #gop #dem #p2 #p21 #topprog
Herman Cain

THEHermanCain Herman Cain

 by JennyHatch

@BarackObama: Dutifully reporting myself to your #AttackWatchgroup. Your domestic and foreign policies make NO SENSE whatsoever
Sheri James

SheriNtexas Sheri James

 by JennyHatch

#AttackWatch My 7 yo grandson refuses to eat his peas like Obama said…Can yall send Michelle Obama to “educate” him? K, thx!
conservative chick

conschick conservative chick

 by JennyHatch

#attackwatch the two football moms behind me are complaining about food prices. Please instruct?
Fuzzy Slippers

fuzislippers Fuzzy Slippers

 by JennyHatch

Dear #attackwatch I heard BO’s youth camp is teaching Alinsky’s Rules. Good book. We’re enjoying #isolateandridicule a lot. #laughingstock
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Varsity Soccer game…Homecoming win! Go Pumas!
Jim Hoft

gatewaypundit Jim Hoft

 by JennyHatch

RT @anitamoncrief: Reported myself again today to #AttackWatch – one more and I get a visit from homeland security and a Obama 2012 sticker
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Obama Campaign’s ‘Attack Watch’ Becomes Victim Of Conservative Mockery | Fox News foxnews.com/politics/2011/… via@foxnewspolitics
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

on.wsj.com/n0p1Cm Twitterati Mock Obama
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Reading @cbsnews: Conservatives mock Obama’s “AttackWatch.com”: bit.ly/nvyDqW
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

I just told my eight year old eat his PEAS…Ben, no I was just kidding, here are some gummies, no, please…DON’t report me to #AttackWatch
Neal Boortz

Talkmaster Neal Boortz

 by JennyHatch

I just laughed at someone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker. I’m self-reporting myself to #AttackWatch.
Mary Katharine Ham

mkhammer Mary Katharine Ham

 by JennyHatch

I prince of Nigeria. Please to unleash many riches I send you. Simple help by report @michellemalkin to #
AttackWatch. Also, ur credit card.
JWWright

TheWrightWingv2 JWWright

 by JennyHatch

RT Hey #AttackWatch how many times does a child have to turn in their parents to get the official Hitler youth knife? #teaparty #Obama2012
HCN

HCNOnline HCN

 by JennyHatch

Obama’s Attackwatch.com takes reverse fire from #attackwatchTwitter tactic: bit.ly/nY8uqc
RFD America

RFDAmerica RFD America

 by JennyHatch

Forgive me #AttackWatch, for I have sinned. It’ has been 1 day since my last #snitch
Bradley Miller

ApokTheGreat Bradley Miller

 by JennyHatch

@attackwatch #attackwatch Michelle whispers “I know you’re a fag” in obama’s ear on 9-11-11. Video @theblaze

CONTEXT (Donald Young was MURDERED in Chicago, I believe the Obamas may have had something to do with it!): 

HOPE Overcomes

HOPEovercomes HOPE Overcomes

 by JennyHatch

Sorry @AttackWatch, lying to cover up lies is not fighting the smears. You can’t fight the truth with more lies. #attackwatch
The Arquette Sisters

ArquetteSisters The Arquette Sisters

 by JennyHatch

Many Bothans died to give #attackwatch the plans to the Death Star.
john starzaki

K1er john starzaki

 by JennyHatch

@BarackObamaUSA. Don’t spend the $$$ bcause it looks like Mr Prez owes US txpayers $550 million for Solyndragate #attackwatch
Shannon Ferguson

SHFerg Shannon Ferguson

 by JennyHatch

RT @johnworr: RT @andyrutledge: If an man criticizes Pres. Obama and #attackwatch doesn’t hear about it it, is he still racist?
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Time to eat more Peas. Oprah. I loathe her for “selling” Obama to American Women. I denounce myself for thought crimes #AttackWatch
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

WSJ: It’s not like we had a choice. This thing DEMANDED a conservative smack down on.wsj.com/n0p1Cm Twitterati Mock Obama #AttackWatch
Bob Hicks

Lemming_Watcher Bob Hicks

 by JennyHatch

When I say Gestapo you say #AttackWatch, Gestapo ‘AttackWatch’, Gestapo ‘AttackWatch’
Mike Thomas

sithvader91344 Mike Thomas

 by JennyHatch

RT @kentrod Yes Obama has now produced 2 forged Birth Certificates on the web #AttackWatch. He also lied and said he is from Hawaii.
DeeInHouston

DeeInHouston DeeInHouston

 by JennyHatch

This is serious, @attackwatch. A co-worker is running with scissors!!! #attackwatch
Renee Cain-Rojo

plantslady Renee Cain-Rojo

 by JennyHatch

#attackwatch. My newest addiction… Never laughed so hard.
Fuzzy Slippers

fuzislippers Fuzzy Slippers

 by JennyHatch

Dear #attackwatch I’d like to report college students for refusing free Obama T-shirts and posters. I suspect them of thinking independently
R

diggrbiii R

 by JennyHatch

Dear #attackwatch, there’s a rumor going around that Obama might be in over his head.
Liz T. Goddess

BlondHousewife Liz T. Goddess

 by JennyHatch

100,000 people sign up for #AttackWatch. Nothing says America like snooping on your neighbors and reporting it.
Terry Dunn

Englishmanrocks Terry Dunn

 by JennyHatch

#attackwatch Mr. President, There is no greater minority, than the individual.
Chris Braly

chrisbraly Chris Braly

 by JennyHatch

Haven’t laughed this hard in years! Thanks #AttackWatch trend on my Twitter feed. A great gift from shamed libs that keeps on giving #FAIL
nicemax

nicemax nicemax

 by JennyHatch

Do you know we are using #Alinsky tactics by making fun of #AttackWatch? #GameOn #tcot #Teaparty
Ross P

indyrallen Ross P

 by JennyHatch

The GOP 2012 candidate who starts the next debate with “I first want to self report to #attackwatch for what I’m about to say” gets my vote.
Colonel Black

Col_Black Colonel Black

 by JennyHatch

RT @SemiAutoAZ RT @JasonPSager: I do hereby declare #AttackWatch to be the official hash tag of the American Spring. RT if you (cont…
Steel Magnolia

southrngirl77 Steel Magnolia

 by JennyHatch

Obama is so unpopular now that Kenyans are accusing him of being born in America. @AttackWatch #attackwatch @EricBoehlert
Kathy Neiheisel

5sahandful Kathy Neiheisel

 by JennyHatch

#attackwatch She’ll need care packages @ebpmgirl self-reported. and asked: What labor camp will you be sending me to?
Mr. Fever Head

MrFeverHead Mr. Fever Head

 by JennyHatch

#AttackWatch my neighbor voted for you only once last election. His lack of enthusiasm is disturbing. Please put a note in his file. Thx!
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Listen to “Jonathan Elinoff Director of Core of Corruption” hosted by Jenny Hatch on 9/16/2011 2:30 PM #BlogTalkRadioblogtalkradio.com/jenny-hatch/20…
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

I will be On the RADIO Friday W/ Jonathan Elinoff the creator and webmaster of New World Order Report bit.ly/nQytJv via @AddThis
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

#AttackWatch Eating my Peas as Punishment for thought crimes (I am a Birther) Bitter Shame… thepeoplescube.com/red/download/f…
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

@
@BarackObama I DENOUNCE MYSELF for thought crimes, have relagated myself to eating a Costco Size Bag of Peas as punishment.. #AttackWatch
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Paul FIXED the dryer, so add electrician to his list of Skills, he didn’t burn the house down or electrocute himself…WOO HOO/Dancing…
David Burge

iowahawkblog David Burge

 by JennyHatch

Difference between Baywatch & #AttackWatch: one is a gratuitous display of fake boobs, the other starred David Hasselhoff
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

DEAD GARDASIL GIRLS: jennyhatch.com/2011/09/13/gar…
David Burge

iowahawkblog David Burge

 by JennyHatch

@
@JonahNRO video: creator of #AttackWatch responds to mockeryyoutu.be/vJXU7EVXs2A
Jonah Goldberg

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg

 by JennyHatch

I love email and tweets from libs saying #attackwatch struck a nerve on right. No — really — it struck our collective funny bone.
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

GOP debate on HPV Puts Vaccine in the Spotlightthedailybeast.com/articles/2011/… via @thedailybeast
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Dryer and Dishwasher broke this week, hubby in basement putting in new heating element…here’s hoping that is the fix…lost w/o machines..
PoliticalMath

politicalmath PoliticalMath

 by JennyHatch

@
@JonahNRO I mentioned earlier I think there’s another creepy element to #AttackWatch. It assumes Obama fans are stupid.@keder
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Laura Shanley on Fox 31 Denver talking about her book and Unassisted Childbirth! kdvr.com/videobeta/99b2…
Michelle Malkin

michellemalkin Michelle Malkin

 by JennyHatch

MT @BradThor: If only #Obama admin could create an atmosphere where jobs materialized as quickly as #attackwatch jokes!”
Ann Coulter

AnnCoulter Ann Coulter

 by JennyHatch

Obama’s 2012 campaign slogan: “See that guy over there with more stuff than you? Vote for me and you can have his stuff.”
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Michele Bachmann should be awarded for having the courage to spank Rick Perry and bring this issue huff.to/q8sby4 via@huffingtonpost
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Jonathan Elinoff Director of Core of Corruption on Jenny Hatch will air 09/16. tobtr.com/s/2322573 #BlogTalkRadio
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

WHY do these guys ALWAYS get a pass? They just hush up loved ones with blood money and gag orders and keep going:jennyhatch.com/2011/09/13/gar…
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

AS IT SHOULD BE: Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site becomes laughing stock of the Internetwashingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost… via @washingtonpost
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

Peoples Cube wordplay on #AttackWatch: THOUGHT CRIMES INCLUDED…Blogsheviks Roll Call thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/b…
Blogging Mormon Mama

JennyHatch Blogging Mormon Mama

#AttackWatch tweets hilarious, best, of course, Iowahawk and Vodkapundit…funny, funny stuff. Obama just can’t stop Orwellian Instincts..
Stephen Green

VodkaPundit Stephen Green

 by JennyHatch

Just back from King Sooper, and I swear I saw Emmanuel Goldstein. #AttackWatch
David Burge

iowahawkblog David Burge

 by JennyHatch

#AttackWatch having a rough day over there at the Ministry of Truth, aren’t we? #BigBrotherFAIL

Here are the tweets from the actual attack watch twitter account.  I’m certain these are the types of Tweets that the Administration was looking for, but alas, Conservatives love to mock totalitarianism is all of its many forms…

Jenny Hatch

AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

Public figures weigh in with outlandish claims about President Obama’s record on legal firearms. OFA.BO/o9XFmt #AttackWatch
AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

In a GOP debate, Rick Perry said the stimulus created zero jobs. Politifact.com said “pants on fire.” OFA.BO/odUBEK
AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

Who do you believe when it comes to the President’s record on Israel: his opponents, or world leaders? OFA.BO/iFtohV #AttackWatch
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AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

See a new attack on the President or his record? Use #attackwatchto report it and discuss attacks as they happen.
AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

Mitt Romney blamed job losses in 2007 and 2008 on Obama—before the President even took office. OFA.BO/6MXE9y #AttackWatch
AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

Introducing Attack Watch: your source for the latest information about attacks and the truth behind them. OFA.BO/AttackWatch
AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

We’re responding to these attacks with the truth—and we need your help to spread it. OFA.BO/AttackWatch
AttackWatch.com

AttackWatch AttackWatch.com

False allegations and smears about the President are only going to pick up as we get closer to next year’s election.

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