Iowahawk Special Guest Opinion
by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab

 

Laughing so hard I am crying…

 

“Good thing I was wasted on those relaxants, because I don’t remember too much until we were at the gate at Detroit International. When I came to, I was handcuffed, surrounded by cops and bomb sniffing dogs. Amid all the hysterical hippies I felt a strange sensation and heard a soft klink. -Yep, you guessed it. My freeze dried bar-b-cued junk had just fallen off. Before I could locate it, one of the bomb sniffing dog snarfed it up like a frozen snausage.”

 

 

 

Nigerian indicted in US for airline bomb plot