Bring Out Your DEAD, Massachusetts is going to have to let the dead vote for Coakley to Win

Clip from Monte Pythons Holy Grail – Bring out yer dead…

I guess the Democrat machine in Massachusetts (is that how you spell it?) is going to have to “bring out the dead” to put Coakley over the top in next weeks election.  It may or may not work though, a dem pol spilled to the press that in the last election “they cheated” and Brown still won. 

CNS News

“In Massachusetts, 116,483 registered voters are dead, 3.38 percent of the state’s total of registered voters. Another 538,567, or 15.6 percent, had moved to an area outside of where they are registered to vote.”

The Boston Phoenix:

“In 2004, Brown won a special election to become state senator, despite the state Democrats scheduling the election to coincide with the Presidential primary, when Democrats would be flocking to vote for John Kerry. (As one Democratic operative recently put it to me: “We cheated, and he still beat us.”) Brown then won a re-match in November, on the same ballot as Kerry vs. Bush.”

Jonah Goldberg over at National Review Online believe the dems only have themselves to blame for this fiasco.

“When asked if her campaign style is too aloof, she snapped back: “As opposed to standing outside Fenway Park [the way Scott Brown does]? In the cold? Shaking hands?”

Heaven forfend the royal heir apparent descend from her carriage and actually touch the proles.

Brown has raised vast sums through the sorts of small donations that allegedly made Obama a man of the people. But Coakley attacks his fundraising as the tainted lucre of right-wing ogres lurking under America’s bridges (bridges no doubt paid for with stimulus dollars), while she shakes down health-care lobbyists eager to cash in on the “reform” she will ratify.

Coakley may still win. But Democrats should be on notice: The fault for her sad performance lies not in the climate, but in themselves.”

If Coakley wins, I hope someone, somewhere will investigate how many dead people voted for her…

Jenny Hatch

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