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Here are 10 impossible things liberals believe before breakfast – and for the rest of the day.

1. Conflicts are due to misunderstandings. This principle is starkly illustrated by celebrity-cum-political thinker Rosie O’Donnell’s comment on The View: “Don’t fear the terrorists. They’re mothers and fathers.” (Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels — a man to be feared — was the father of six. Ma Barker – well, you get the idea.)

In the liberal weltanschauung, folks are folks. Conflict is due to our failure to understand the terrorists, who want the same things we want. (Haven’t we all had the urge to blow up a 747 in mid-flight?) We should take all of the money in the defense budget and the Department of Homeland Security and put it into a massive PR campaign to help Jihad International understand us, and to educate ourselves about the hopes and dreams of those who cut off the heads of hostages and engage in “honor killing.”

This impossible idea is rooted in the unshakable belief that there is no evil in the world — that rape, serial killing, genocide and Hillary are due to psychological abnormalities or a failure to socialize the young.

Whenever some monster does something atrocious to Americans, the first question liberals ask is: What did we do that caused them to misunderstand us so?

The liberal attitude toward looming annihilation may be seen in the character of President Whitmore in the 1996 movie, “Independence Day.” Encountering a captured alien in Area 51, Whitmore first pleads for a truce (can’t we all just learn to get along). The alien, whose race has just blown up half the Earth, chillingly replies “No truce.” In desperation, Whitmore asks, “What do you want us to do?” The alien responds, “Die.” After the visitor from another planet tries to kill him telepathically, Whitmore orders the brass, “Nuke the bastards!” – making the fastest transition on record from liberal to conservative.

The terrorists understand us all too well. They know we choose freedom over slavery. They know that we won’t convert to their dark-ages religion. Hence, they want us to die.”

Jenny Hatch